Boy has life been crazy... sooooo as an update... I'm going to participate in Not Me Monday!!!
Not me was started by the crazy awesome mama over at www.mycharmingkids.net , Mckmama writes about all the things she "didn't" do and it's a blast... join in on the fun!!!
sooooo this week...
I most certainly did not throw up everything I ate before Wed. nah....
Nor did I end up curled up on the bathroom floor in excruitating pain at my mom's on Wed. night
and because I didn't do the above, I most certainly did NOT end up in the ER waiting room, and I also did NOT wait for 3 hours in a wheelchair, NOR did I pass out in said wheelchair, because none of that actually happened right?
After countless hours of waiting I did NOT finally get a shot of morphine and instantly feel better
and because of all of these things I did NOT find out I had a nice sized gallstone blocking my bile duct
and because I do not have any gallstones I have not spent the past 5 days in the hospital, nor was I begging for food the first 3 days because they wouldn't let me have any.
I also did not have pancreatitis and elevated bilirubin levels due to those gallstones I DON'T have...
and I'm also NOT having surgery tomorrow to remove my gallbladder...
I did NOT let my son crawl around on a freshly mopped hospital room floor because there are a bazillion germs in a hospital...
I also did NOT sneak a chicken finger off my daughter's lunch plate a few days ago when I was NOT supposed to be on a clear liquid diet but since I wasn't on a clear liquid diet I was most definately NOT starving and craving food like crazy.
I also did NOT let my daughter go to work with my husband today, and I did NOT keep the baby at the hospital with me all by myself... NOT ME. (he was Good by the way!)
I also did NOT allow my husband to wear my bright pink pj pants last night because he most certainly did NOT forget to bring some for himself
hmmm I think that may NOT be all the NOT ME's for the week... but who knows :) Hope you enjoy!!!
Please pray for me tomorrow!!!